My Online Dictionary

Have you read the latest computer dictionary?

586: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago." Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error. GUI (pronounced "gooey"): What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it. Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

Public Comments

1. LOL LOL LOL - Thanks SuzieS - they were hilarious . . and soooo true!
2. Some new ones, thanks !
3. Hehe - these are funny. Love no.s two, three and eight.
4. Those are excellent. thanks for sharing.
5. How many times I do System Update and suffer later...thansk for sharing Suzy!!! I am waiting for your book!!!!!
6. And don't forget Computer Generated Language: the colorful expletives we spew when our computers go bonkers.